me walking into church
Hey man, check out my band “Sand”.
i can’t stop laughing fuck
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
The world will break your heart 10 ways til Sunday, that’s guaranteed. And I can’t begin to explain that or the craziness inside my self and everybody else, but guess what? Sunday’s my favorite day again. I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look